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 سب سے پہلے میرے سب دوستوں کو میرا سلام

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 سلام فرینڈز
300 Pathan ship mein travel kar rahay the

 Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

lakin sare k sare mar gayeee

kaise?

nothing serious

ship bich mein kharab ho gai

tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee
 

Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay

 1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,

Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:

Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.

An Elephant meets an Ant 
An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
.
.
ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

Pent k silayi kitni hy 
MeMoN: PeNt k’ siLaYi KitNi Hy?

TaiLor: Rs. 150.

MeMoN: ChAddi kI?

TaiLor: Rs. 50.

MeMon: Ok. ChAddi Hi See Dena Pr Payenchye Lambay See Dena

Husband & wife are like 
 Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


 45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gya
45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gya to ladki ki maa behosh ho gayi
hosh aaya to boli 25 saal pehle mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.


14 August Ki Namaz
1 Pathan Ne 1 Molvi Se Kuch Pocha,

Molvi Ne 2 Thapar Laga Diye…

1 Admi Ne Pathan Se Pocha Tum Ne Kya Bola??

Pathan: Main Ne Sirf Poocha,

Ke 14 August Ki Namaz Kahan Hogi…

Ankhoon main hai tera aks 
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,

“Ankhoon main hai tera aks,

Aur hath main hai “LUX”
  
  Pathan kaisay maray?
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Pathano Ki Hakumat

Duniya Main Aik Waqt Aisa Aye Ga,

Jab Saari Duniya Par Pathano Ki Hakumat Hogi…


Kyun Ke Baqi Insan Taraqqi Kar Ke Chand Par Ja Chuke Honge.. :-)